Mop

He wet his broom because he resented the bourgeoisie and thought the best way to show them he meant business was to be bad for it. He created japanese serenity gardens in the bathrooms using his broom to clump together all the hair and dirt and wiring. He created masterpieces of from the unprofessional.   One day they gave him an award, employee of the month. He was too good creating beautiful chaos that people came from everywhere to view his art. He brought in more business than they ever had before. When he found this out he demanded to be made partner, and they did.

His broom is intricately carved by the finest woodworkers, and Armani supplies his work wear. He smiled, because they weren’t that bad once you got to know them.

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